“Faster than a bolt of Lighting” is how Schnozz was referred to by witnesses who saw the little guy sprint up and down the henhouse all day long. “It’s amazing how fast that little dog can run!” said Jamal, 12, who couldn’t believe his eyes when Schnozz retrieved a tennis ball forty yards away and returned in under seven seconds.
Local council members, unnerved by the dogs high rate of speed, have voted unanimously to pass a bylaw preventing animals from running so fast. “No animal should be travelling at such a velocity.” Said Councilman Gregory Hirscheim. Other council members noted the nearby presence of an elderly care facility, which could be damaged in the case of Schnozz or any other animal taking a wrong turn and colliding with the facility.
Schnazzes owner, Roger Flomb, disagrees with the resolution, and argues that there is little chance of such a collision ever taking place, though he has no factual evidence to back up his claims.
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