The Cracker Jack company has finally formally announced it’s much belated rebranding as a global distributer in corn ethanol based fertilizer and environmentally friendly herbicides and pesticides. In 1999 Merle Lancaster, then CEO, made the brash decision to purchase 520,000 hectares of arable land in central Swaziland. After several years of bitter land disputes that were eventually settled with the assistance of Mossad, The Cracker Jack company had soon tripled Swazilands GDP, and within the jurisdiction of Huhka unemployment had dropped to an astonishing -11%. Surprisingly, All Swazi employees are happily paid in Cracker Jacks, which is functional as a legal tender as far west as the Congo, and even in certain regions of Chad, where Cracker Jacks can be traded for cigarettes, irish spring, orange soda, and light artillery.
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